Halloween Costume Ideas That Don't Suck

"yamahog" (yamahog) 09/29/2014 at 15:16 • Filed to: None

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One month to go and I have no idea what to do. I normally love making "unique but still somewhat recognizable" costumes but I can't think of anything good this year. I was She-Hulk before, but I'm not as #swole as I was last year (thanks to two surgeries and laziness) and don't feel like dealing with airbrush body paint again. CrzRsn insists on doing the same thing he does every year and I refuse to be the cokewhore to his Scarface on principle, so that's out of the question.

Any ideas? Is Oppo doing anything cool?

Here's an orange McLaren in the snow for your time:

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:18

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You could go as a manual shifter.

Or a rutabaga.

Alfalfa > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:20

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My wife always comes up with our "cute" costume ideas, so I'm no help

But I like the rutabaga idea.

yamahog > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/29/2014 at 15:20

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Slap "sexy" in front of 'em and I'm sure you could sell a few!

Sexy Manuel Shifter.

Sexy Rutabaga.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:21

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Sexy rutabaga....hmmmm

crowmolly > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:22

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He dresses as a connecting rod, you as a piston.

Ride around on his shoulders, and rock back and forth occasionally.

yamahog > crowmolly 09/29/2014 at 15:22

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LOL. This would not end well.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:23

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You could be a car?

yamahog > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 09/29/2014 at 15:26

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I was a train junior year. It was.... interesting.

yamahog > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/29/2014 at 15:27

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I'm pretty sure there's a sexy carrot costume already.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:27

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So rutabaga would just be a less sexy sexy carrot.

For Sweden > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:28

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Go as Manuel Transmission

505Turbeaux > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:31

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I pull out the Robert Smith once every few years (exactly 3 people get it, and that is enough), or oscar the grouch if I am in a bad mood and I just want to have everyone think I am playing...when all I want people to do is shut up and let me drink my beer in costumed peace :)

Too many M's > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:34

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There's always a cat...and answering if you have a rough tongue all night.

Sweet Trav > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:36

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Why not go as one of the south american drug cartel commandos that kills Scarface at the end?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:37

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I did Bleeker and Juno for a couples theme costume. Juno didn't show up, but I made the best of it. I might do Doc and Marty this year with a chump.

yamahog > Sweet Trav 09/29/2014 at 15:39

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Hmmmm... now that you mention it...

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:40

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You could be a Jeep this year?

EL_ULY > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:40

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ummmm...... put some cute cat makeup on but with devil horns. Call yourself a HELLCAT!

only cool people would get the reference. If they do.... extra candy!

yamahog > EL_ULY 09/29/2014 at 15:41

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LOL! This has legs. I'll think about it :)

Sweet Trav > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:44

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you could pull that off no problem.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 15:58

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A gig bushy 'stach with painted on 5 o'clock shadow and a corset just to confuse the fuck out of everyone.

Vicente Esteve > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 16:26

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CONE

Stef Schrader > yamahog 09/29/2014 at 23:59

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I don't have any plans. :o( I guess I'll go as a loser.

TiredAndSleepy > yamahog 09/30/2014 at 00:54

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My 4 year old wants to go as a window. He wants me to be a house, and my wife, a roof. The dogs are going to be a door and a handle. I'm not sure how to pull this one off.